Down there at the Lizard Lounge
There come this man, just got to town
Takes off his coat, an’ he throws it down
Says "ever’body, now come around"
"I got a little tune, I’m gonna sing it for you
I’ll teach you all to play it, you can sing along, too
It’s got some of that good ol' country blues
Tell the women 'go put on your best dancin’ shoes'"
Business in the front
Party in the back
He's a werewolf with a mullet
He's an insane, crazy thing, howlin' at the moon
You can kill ’im with a silver bullet
After playin’ his first song
The werewolf went to the bar
An’ he ordered one whiskey
from the mason jar
He started snortin’ and a growlin’
You could hear it from afar
And then he howled at the moon
Just like a werewolf star
When he played his music
the people started to change
Their faces got all twisted
and their eyes got deranged
I’m tellin’ you, man
that it sure was strange
So I took a silver bullet
to the shootin’ range
Business in the front and the party's in the back
He's a werewolf with a mullet
He's an insane, crazy thing, howlin' at the moon
You can kill 'im with a silver bullet
I waited until the next full moon
then I came with the sheriff
and his pig platoon
We laughed as we walked
int the old saloon
We thought, man, for sure
This'll be his last tune
We surrounded that wolf
An' said “get yer paws up!”
But the wolf just asked for whiskey
and he threw back a cup
the wolf looked at the sheriff
and he said real cool
“man…can’t we just shoot
a goddamn game o' pool?”
Business in the front
and the party's in the back
He's a werewolf with a mullet
He's an insane, crazy thing,
howlin' at the moon
You can kill ‘im with a silver bullet
I always tell the truth
I never tell no lies
but the wolf snarled at the sheriff
and it took me by surprise
but the sheriff, he got scared
You could see it in his eyes
The sheriff pissed his pants
And he ran outta town
the wolf just laughed
an' howled
you could hear it all around
All the people turned their heads
It was a beautiful sound
Now we gotta werewolf mayor
in a werewolf town
Business in the front
Party in the back
He's a werewolf with a mullet
when you're in town, please remember,
to recycle all your silver bullets
There come this man, just got to town
Takes off his coat, an’ he throws it down
Says "ever’body, now come around"
"I got a little tune, I’m gonna sing it for you
I’ll teach you all to play it, you can sing along, too
It’s got some of that good ol' country blues
Tell the women 'go put on your best dancin’ shoes'"
Business in the front
Party in the back
He's a werewolf with a mullet
He's an insane, crazy thing, howlin' at the moon
You can kill ’im with a silver bullet
After playin’ his first song
The werewolf went to the bar
An’ he ordered one whiskey
from the mason jar
He started snortin’ and a growlin’
You could hear it from afar
And then he howled at the moon
Just like a werewolf star
When he played his music
the people started to change
Their faces got all twisted
and their eyes got deranged
I’m tellin’ you, man
that it sure was strange
So I took a silver bullet
to the shootin’ range
Business in the front and the party's in the back
He's a werewolf with a mullet
He's an insane, crazy thing, howlin' at the moon
You can kill 'im with a silver bullet
I waited until the next full moon
then I came with the sheriff
and his pig platoon
We laughed as we walked
int the old saloon
We thought, man, for sure
This'll be his last tune
We surrounded that wolf
An' said “get yer paws up!”
But the wolf just asked for whiskey
and he threw back a cup
the wolf looked at the sheriff
and he said real cool
“man…can’t we just shoot
a goddamn game o' pool?”
Business in the front
and the party's in the back
He's a werewolf with a mullet
He's an insane, crazy thing,
howlin' at the moon
You can kill ‘im with a silver bullet
I always tell the truth
I never tell no lies
but the wolf snarled at the sheriff
and it took me by surprise
but the sheriff, he got scared
You could see it in his eyes
The sheriff pissed his pants
And he ran outta town
the wolf just laughed
an' howled
you could hear it all around
All the people turned their heads
It was a beautiful sound
Now we gotta werewolf mayor
in a werewolf town
Business in the front
Party in the back
He's a werewolf with a mullet
when you're in town, please remember,
to recycle all your silver bullets
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